The true story of Zorro
It is not widely known (or generally understood) that I, Zorro, the great avenger of all that needs avenging, am a banana.
"A banana!" you say, "that is not possible."
But you are wrong. Not only is it possible, it is true.
And if the truth must be told (and indeed it must!) the life of a masked super hero banana is not an easy life.
Each moment is fraught. One moment with peril, another with danger, and many, many moments are fraught with mystery.
Unlike a breakfast banana who knows his or her fate, I awake each morning uncertain what the day will bring.
It could be adventure, it could be intrigue, it could be that I am forced to look evil in the eye and chase it down to save all of human kind.
I will never get to be like the other bananas that come in bunches; I, Zorro, am always alone, but I do what I do gladly, and it is my pleasure and joy (however painful) to always be at the service of those in need.
You can make one of your very own using the free Ravelry download designed by Daniela Herbertz.
This amazing bit of lovely is for my ‘knittin' peeps! So perfect —- linen stitch scarf by the Yarnery. Note to self : learn to knit dammit! :-)
I love love love linen stitch.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
|—||Elizabeth Zimmerman (via thegirlwithalltheyarn)|